Wednesday, March 12, 2014

The bearded lady

River: you have a beard!
Me: um, no i don't.
River: why not?
Me: because i'm a lady. ladies don't have beards.
River: why not?
Me: because God didn't give me a beard.
River: Daddy has a beard.
Me: yes. he has patchy hair he calls a beard.
River: Why does he call it a beard?
Me: because he's delusional.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Heather said...

Hi ReRe! My name is Heather and I have a quick question about your blog that I was wondering if you would be able to answer! My email is Lifesabanquet1(at)gmail(dot)com :-)