Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, nasty chalky pink taste, upset stomach....


We can send people to outer space, turn men into women and vice versa, make drunk folks from Jersey famous, but we can't figure out a way to make Pepto Bismol not taste like crap?! How is this possible.


So after eating at Fuzzy's Taco Shop for lunch yesterday (Yes, i realize that i should have expected to get sick after eating a place called Fuzzy's Taco Shop. I won't be making that mistake again.) i spent my early morning hours sleeping with a trashcan by my bedside. NOT FUN. I should have known i wasn't feeling well when i fell asleep at the same time as River last night: 8 p.m.


But seriously, why must Pepto be so dang nasty? Is it that pink dye that makes it taste like chalky poo? Umm, Pepto makers, folks would still buy it even if it wasn't pink. Or maybe the Pepto makers think they have a monopoly on the tummy/booty ache industry and feel no need to change the formula to make Pepto some what bearable.


When i hit the lottery, i'm gonna invest in my own formula for tummy/booty ache medicine. It's gonna come in a variety of flavors. And the best-selling flavor will be called "Not Pepto flavor."

4 comments:

Chris S. said...

But, but ... their website says Welcome to Your New Addiction!

ReRe said...

I think they left off: ...to Pepto!

Lil' Woman said...

Yuck that stuff is soo freakin nasty!

Danielle said...

I am loving your term 'tummy/booty medicine' !!!
And I agree, that mess is nasty but it works so well!