I never thought this day would come, but apparently it has: i'm an old, conservative fogie. Well, at least when it comes to onesies for my kiddo.
While strolling through the mall last week, i decided to pop into Spencer's to check out the hip/trendy baby gear. River already has a selection of cool onesies like a RUN DMC one and a Bob Marley one (his daddy's personal favorite), but i figured he can't ever be too cool.
The minute i started looking at the offerings my jaw fell on the floor. I'm no prude -- ask my girlfriends -- but i just don't want my kid to be in anything that says:
- I love my mom...even though she's a B!TCH (I added the !)
- I love to suck titties
- My dad is a magician. He put his wand in mom's box and I popped out
- Watch your F$cking mouth, there's a baby over here!
I could go on, but this is a family blog!
River will have to make do with the hip onesies at Wally World that say things like
- If you think i'm handsome, you should see my daddy
- Wild Child